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This is mostly for people who found me at Godaiko con. I couldn’t fit my url in the street pass but my new url is excuuuseme-princess.tumblr.com so follow me there! :P

4 weeks ago



wayward-saints:

strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

every damn day

5 months ago with 288,160 notes — via appertained, © capt-ora



thatfunnyblog:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

thatfunnyblog:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

5 months ago with 295,982 notes — via appertained



one-day-i-will-fall-asleep:

death-by-fangirling:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun



I would pay a lot to watch that movie

one-day-i-will-fall-asleep:

death-by-fangirling:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

image

I would pay a lot to watch that movie

5 months ago with 306,205 notes — via imnotokaythanks, © funsizedfox



sisterofasnowqueen:

kellycuppycake:

Disney princesses meeting their princes for the first time.

it progressively gets more awkward each movie

5 months ago with 281,229 notes — via shiftitintomaximumoverdrive, © kellycuppycake



rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

5 months ago with 175,990 notes — via shiftitintomaximumoverdrive, © soulsneasel



Somebody replace the last gif with a picture of Peter Capaldi saying “Fuckity bye”

5 months ago with 10,160 notes — via hootowlforlife, © rosetylered



5 months ago with 56,657 notes — via hecallsmediamonds, © bloodyoathmate



wifibattle:

*tips fedora*

Fedora was an excellent server tonight and has a family to feed

5 months ago with 13,866 notes — via banana-sass, © jimmykudos



fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

5 months ago with 151,609 notes — via appertained, © slomps